A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Doctor's Office

This season has been filled with doctor's visits to three different doctors. Missing appointments and leaving behind data has been my M.O. lately. Today I was determined to not miss my appointment so showered and dressed quickly to make my 8:15am appt. Once seated in the waiting room I pulled out a book to bide the time. After the fifth page of reading I gasped, hit my forward and immediately went to the receptionists desk to talk to the lady on duty. I had forgotten the disc of my recent MRI. Oh boy could they see me without it. Nope, we can reschedule you for another day. (That would have been at least an additional two week wait.) Perhaps you can come back later. That'll work I'll rush home get the disc and come back this morning. The drive home was quick. The drive back to the doctor's office not so quick. The flashing blue lights of the police car signaled everyone to slow down. In the middle of the expressway and tying up traffic was a mid-sized speed boat. I looked around for the carrier or at least a stunned driver who may have lost the load. No one in sight. Well, well, I guess we'll find that one up for auction if the owner doesn't return to claim his property and his ticket.