I'm not sure where this orginated, but it was too funny to pass up. Sent to me via email by a friend.
Church Ladies With Typewriters
Church Ladies With Typewriters
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered..
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super
entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to
follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park
across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation
would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please
use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in
the Church basement Friday at 7 PM .. The congregation is invited to attend
this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian
Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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And this one just about sums them all up
The Associate Minister unveiled
the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:
'I Upped My Pledge - Up
Yours.'
